so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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