think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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