it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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