she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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