I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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