just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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