Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
