do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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