And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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