I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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