My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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