its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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