Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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