I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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