I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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