You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
not ubering you a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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