She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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