omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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