I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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