we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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