think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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