Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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