yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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