We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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