What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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