Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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