i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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