Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
then he tried to convert me to islam
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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