Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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