why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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