Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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