life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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