Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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