Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Hippo gnu deer
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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