kristin has been a bad kristin
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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