I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
They are going to name an STD after you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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