It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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