She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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