We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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