we're blogging at a bar
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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