yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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