How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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