Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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