Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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