do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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