your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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