There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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