So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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