How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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