would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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