...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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