i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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