Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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