Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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