Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh god the rape fog is back!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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