"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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