just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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