I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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