She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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