Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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