u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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