Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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